garfielcl:

Instead of spreading your legs, spread the word of God! Praise

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

You unfollow me because you’re afraid of falling in love with me, I know

earthnation:

will u still love me when im no longer young and ok looking

mebeingweird:

bondoge:

do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what

and then u repeat the song but then it happens again

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]

pizza:

if i have my headphones in there is a 106% chance i’m not listening to you

whyamisorandom:

can i try a 30 day free trial of being famous